Tuesday, June 8, 2010

CURRICULUM VITAE OF JESUS CHRIST



Name: JESUS CHRIST
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: Bible

My name is Jesus - The Christ. Many call me Lord!
I've sent you my CV because I'm seeking
the top management position in your heart.

Feel free to read my details below.

Qualifications
I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)

Occupational Background
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).
I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)

Skills and Work Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6).
People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John
1:7-9)

Educational Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
In me are hidden all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).

Major Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).
I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15).
I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15).
I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: wwwdot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access it.

References
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance.

Summary
Now that you've read My CV, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).

Send this CV to everyone you know, you never know who may have an opening!

Thanks for your help and may God bless you!

2 comments:

Shan said...

Hi Tia

Very powerful post. My mom accepted Him as her Saviour 7 years ago, but reaffirmed her acceptance of Him on Sunday 30 May 2010.

To see Him work in my mother before her passing was absolutely amazing, her last words to us her children were "I'm stepping into the light, I'm in the light", before our Lord took her home at 01:10am on Friday morning 4 June 2010. She was at complete peace and very angelic.

I know for sure He rocks my world, in a very big way.

May God Bless You abundantly.

Tia Mysoa said...

Hi Shan,

Thanks for popping in and for leaving your comment. This blog is still in its infancy, and visitors have been rather scarce. The words in this post were sent in via email by a good friend of mine with a request to pass it on, hence the reason why I’ve posted it here. I don’t know who compiled the wording.

Your mother’s last words are truly beautiful. I’m sure it must given you and your family much peace of mind knowing that her soul is resting in the company of our Lord and Saviour, and the Creator of this awesome universe.

May God Bless you and your family too!

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